{"product_id":"how-to-relax-without-getting-the-axe-a-survival-guide-to-the-new-workplace-paperback","title":"How to Relax Without Getting the Axe: A Survival Guide to the New Workplace - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eStanley Bing\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Nobody pricks corporate balloons better than Stanley Bing.\" - New York Post\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe ultimate satirist of corporate America, bestselling author Stanley Bing (Sun Tzu Was a Sissy, Crazy Bosses) now offers an outrageous survival guide to the new workplace with How to Relax Without Getting the Axe--an eminently useful handbook that shows you how to retire on the job while still taking up (window) office space and drawing a huge salary. Succeeding in business without really trying is easy when you listen to Bing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's not about working harder. It's about mastering the system.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDelegation as an Art Form: \u003c\/b\u003e Learn to pass along work with such finesse that you get all the credit without lifting a finger. It's the foundational Executrick.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Art of Absence: \u003c\/b\u003e Master your BlackBerry, email, and other digital tools to create a powerful, engaged presence--from the golf course, the beach, or your couch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eWeaponized Meetings and Meals: \u003c\/b\u003e Turn endless meetings and lavish expense-account lunches from time-sinks into strategic tools for avoiding actual labor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eWorkplace Satire with a Purpose: \u003c\/b\u003e A savagely funny look at corporate culture that doubles as a practical guide to succeeding in business without really trying.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFront Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf business is a hamster wheel, what kind of hamster do \u003cem\u003eyou\u003c\/em\u003e want to be? The one who runs all day long, huffing and puffing to keep things turning? Or the sleek and happy rodent who works in the corner office down the hall? Stanley Bing has seen the way the big furballs operate in good times and bad.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCore skills taught in this book: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDelegation\u003cbr\u003eTelling people what to do and having them do it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAbsence\u003cbr\u003eOperating from the digital vacuum.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAbuse of status\u003cbr\u003eIt can be done.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDecisiveness\u003cbr\u003eEven when confused.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEngagement\u003cbr\u003eBut only when necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStep off the wheel.\u003cbr\u003eGrab this book.\u003cbr\u003eAnd relax. \u003c\/p\u003e--Don Imu\u003ch3\u003eBack Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf business is a hamster wheel, what kind of hamster do \u003cem\u003eyou\u003c\/em\u003e want to be? The one who runs all day long, huffing and puffing to keep things turning? Or the sleek and happy rodent who works in the corner office down the hall? Stanley Bing has seen the way the big furballs operate in good times and bad.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCore skills taught in this book: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDelegation\u003cbr\u003eTelling people what to do and having them do it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAbsence\u003cbr\u003eOperating from the digital vacuum.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAbuse of status\u003cbr\u003eIt can be done.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDecisiveness\u003cbr\u003eEven when confused.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEngagement\u003cbr\u003eBut only when necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStep off the wheel.\u003cbr\u003eGrab this book.\u003cbr\u003eAnd relax. \u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 224\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.6 x 7 x 4.9 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e December 01, 2009\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52536721965330,"sku":"9780061340369","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0941\/2211\/5346\/files\/FcjN25xVkU9780061340369.webp?v=1784742693","url":"https:\/\/ckbookstore.net\/products\/how-to-relax-without-getting-the-axe-a-survival-guide-to-the-new-workplace-paperback","provider":"CK BOOKSTORE","version":"1.0","type":"link"}